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THICH NU TINH QUANG TALKS

  • BRAHMA VIHARAS
  • FATHER'S PATH
  • WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR BOWL?
  • BUDDHA & EINSTEIN
  • THE BARDO
  • NOTHING IS MISSING
  • WHEN DO WE BOW?
  • HOLDING SPACE
  • REALMS OF EXISTENCE
  • ZEN MOMENT
  • THE THING THAT KNOWS TO BE CURIOUS
  • CYCLE OF EXPERIENCE & MEDITATION
  • FIRST NATIONS SPIRITUALITY & BUDDHISM FOR THANKSGIVING
  • WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING YOURSELF?
  • THE MEANING OF BODHI DAY
  • ZEN STORIES OF COMPASSION
  • BUDDHISM & GOD
  • THE HOLY MAN
  • YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR EGO
  • PARABLE OF THE UNTOUCHABLE WOMAN
  • EGO or NON-SELF
  • Twig in the Sand
  • Year of the Cat
  • The Tree of Anger
  • SAMSARA & NIRVANA IN ZEN & TANTRA
  • WHAT DID THE BUDDHA SAY ABOUT LGBTQ?
  • LIVING IN THE MOMENT
  • LISTENING TO THE SOUND OF THE BELL
  • ZEN BUDDHIST EASTER
  • MEMBERS SITTING DHARMA TALK
  • ACCEPTANCE
  • MINDFUL LISTENING
  • TEN OXHERDING PICTURES
  • ANGER-EATING DEMON
  • IS THERE A MOTIVE?
  • EMBRACING YOUR DEMONS
  • MOON IN THE WATER JAR
  • ANOTHER ZEN PARABLE
  • ECO ANXIETY
  • DANA & SILA PARAMITAS
  • KSANTI PARAMITA
  • VIRYA PARAMITA
  • DHYANA PARMITA
  • BUDDHIST CHRISTMAS
  • ADHITTHANA
  • DIAMOND SUTRA
  • ROLLING A BOULDER
  • COMPASSIONATE ARCHETYPES
  • BODHISATTVA IDEAL
  • MANJUSHRU
  • SAMANTABHADRA
  • AVALOKITESWARA
  • KSITIGARBHA
  • MAITREYA
  • VIMALAKIRTI
  • BECOMING A CHILD
  • KSHANTI - PATIENCE AND ACCEPTANCE
  • DROP ALL ASSUMPTION
  • HUAYEN INDRA'S NET
  • STAY CALM
  • BEGINNERS MIND
  • CLEAR SKY
  • MIND FULL FULL MIND
  • THE MIDDLE PATH
  • STRESS ON THE BODHISATTVA PATH
  • YOGACARA
  • WU WEI
  • DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

READ and REFLECT

If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.

ZEN TEACHING STORIES

“MAYBE” Once upon a time, on a fine fall morning, an old farmer went out to tend his animals and crops. At first light, the farmer was dismayed to see his fence had been crushed by a falling tree during the night. All three of the farmer’s prized horses had disappeared. The other villagers moaned in sympathy: “Whatever will you do?” they asked the farmer. “This is terrible,” they all cried, shaking their heads sadly, “and right before harvest time, too.” “Your harvest will rot in the field. What will your family eat this winter? How will you get your crop in without horses?” one of the villagers asked the old farmer. “Maybe,” was the farmer’s only reply as he returned to his chores. Later on that morning, the farmer heard the sound of hooves and, looking up, saw his three horses had returned! What was more, the three horses had two wild horses running with them. Soon, the villagers were heard to express their delight at the farmer’s good fortune. “What a wonderful thing to have happen!” the other villagers cried. “What a wealthy man you will be with this new stock of animals!” “Maybe,” was all the old farmer would reply. After lunch that day, the farmer’s son was trying to break one of the wild horses to the saddle. Suddenly, the wild horse threw the son to the ground. Running to his injured son, the farmer found his son’s leg badly broken. The neighbors were soon around to give their opinions. “What a terrible calamity,” the villagers said. “What a disaster.” “Now you really won’t be able to get your crop in, without a strong son to help you. He will take months to heal. Whatever will you do now?” the other villagers asked the farmer in despair. The farmer would only shrug and say: “Maybe.” Later that afternoon, military officials rode into the tiny village, with a great clattering of weapons and jostling of horses. Looking grim and serious, the soldiers announced an official conscription. Every young and able man was to be drafted into service that very day. The farmers son, having just been injured, was left behind, even as other sons and husbands were taken. No one in the village could believe the old farmer’s good fortune. And not everyone was entirely happy about it. “Surely the most tremendous good fortune has smiled upon you today,” the villagers grumbled. “How can anyone be so lucky?” But the old farmer would only reply, “Maybe.”

CHANTING

  • - Eleven-Faced Avalokiteswara Dharani
  • - Great Compassion Dharani - Da Bei Zhou (Cantonese)
  • - Great Compassion Dharani - Chu Dai Bi (Vietnamese)
  • - Great Compassion Dharani - Ta Pei Cou (Mandarin)
  • - Great Compassion Dharani (Korean)
  • - Heart Sutra (English)
  • - Karaniya Metta Sutta (Pali)
  • - Metta Sutta - Loving Kindness Sutra (English)
  • HEART SUTRA Sanskrit Pronunciation | prajñāpāramitā hṛdaya
  • MEDICINE BUDDHA (Bhaisajyaguru) Sanskrit Chant 108 times

VIDEO & OTHER LINKS

  • - 13th Sakyadhita Annual International Conference on Buddhist Women
  • - 14th SAKYADHITA International Conference on Buddhist Women 2015
  • - 28 Major Differences Between Buddhism and Other Religions
  • - Amongst White Clouds
  • - Anicca, Dukha, Anatta
  • - Buu Tich Monastery
  • - Buu Tich Monastery 2018
  • - Buu Tich Monastery Vietnam (Su Co Tinh Quang's home in Vietnam)
  • - Chan Master Guo Jun - Essential Chan Buddhism
  • - Chan Practice in Daily Life (Benefits of Chan Meditation - Master Sheng Yen)
  • - Japanese Zen - Principles and Practices
  • - Master of Zen - Bodhidharma - English
  • - MEDITATION
  • - Siddhartha (Movie)
  • - Studying buddhism at Truc Lam meditation institute
  • - Ten Oxherding Pictures
  • - The meaning of eating a vegetarian diet (Part I) - Master Sheng Yen
  • - The meaning of eating a vegetarian diet (Part II) - Master Sheng Yen
  • - THE MISGUIDED MONK
  • - The Way of Zen FULL Alan Watts
  • - The Way of Zen: Zen Buddhism Documentary
  • - Truc Lam Zen Buddhist monastery, Da Lat, Vietnam
  • - Tzu Chi Canada
  • - Xin Xin Ming
  • - Zen - The Life Of Zen Master Dogen - English Sub

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